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12 Rounds of Stupid: Donald Trump vs. Hillary Clinton

 

When the United States had President Bush in office, the world joked, “don’t tell your kids they can be anything when they grow up.” Down the line, President Obama took office and what was once a joke was becoming serious problem. Now with a changing of the guard once again, the United States will have a heavy weight brawl between two narcissistics, who have manage to say the most outrageous comments about current topics. In what was once a laughing matter, somehow these two people have become our final round for the presidency. Here we are with Tony’s Take first of many editions of 12 Rounds of Stupid: Donald Trump vs. Hilary Clinton. Tony will score by round to see who threw the hardest blow in terms of stupidity. Take a look you might see a heavy weight knock out?


Round 1: Hot Topic

“With all due respect, the fact is we had four dead Americans. Was it because of a protest or was it because of guys out for a walk one night decided to go kill some Americans? What difference, at this point, does it make?” – Hillary Clinton

vs.

“She wanted to get some furniture. I said, “I’ll show you where they have some nice furniture.” I took her out furniture —I moved on her like a bitch. But I couldn’t get there. And she was married. Then all of a sudden I see her, she’s now got the big phony tits and everything. She’s totally changed her look.”- Donald Trump

Tony’s Score: Trump 10, Clinton 10


Round 2: Prejudice

“f*cking Jew bastard!”- Hillary Clinton

vs.

“Laziness is a trait in blacks. It really is, I believe that.”- Donald Trump

Tony’s Score: Trump 10, Clinton 8


Round 3: Bill Clinton Sexual Allegations 

“If Hillary Clinton can’t satisfy her husband what makers her think she can satisfy America?” – Donald Trump

vs.

“Who is going to find out? These women are trash. Nobody’s going to believe them.” Hillary Clinton on Bill

Tony’s Score: Trump 10, Clinton 8


Round 4: Wealthy People

“There are rich people everywhere. And yet they do not contribute to the growth of their own countries…..They don’t invest in public schools, in public hospitals, in other kinds of development internally.” – Hillary Clinton

vs.

“You have to be wealthy in order to be great.” – Donald Trump

Tony’s Score: Trump 8, Clinton 10


Round 5: Spouse

“We literally have never had an argument; forget about the word ‘fight.’ We never even had an argument.” – Donald Trump

vs.

“If I didn’t kick his ass every day, he wouldn’t be worth anything.” – Hillary Clinton

Tony’s Score: Trump 8, Clinton 10


Round 6: Women’s Rights

“There has to be some form of punishment” [for women who seek abortions]- Donald Trump

vs.

“I believe that the rights of women and girls is the unfinished business of the 21st century.”- Hillary Clinton

Tony’s Score: Trump 10, Clinton 10


Round 7: Family

“She does have a very nice figure. I’ve said that if Ivanka weren’t my daughter, perhaps I’d be dating her.”- Donald Trump

vs.

“what she thought would be a great jog” – Hilary Clinton (Hillary told Dateline Chelsea was jogging around the World Trade Center during the 9/11 attacks)

Tony’s Score: Trump 10, Clinton 10


Round 8: American People

“We just can’t trust the American people to make those types of choices.” – Hillary Clinton

vs.

“How stupid are the people of Iowa?” – Donald Trump

Tony’s Score: Trump 10, Clinton 10


Round 9: Job Creation

“Don’t let anybody tell you that it’s corporations and businesses that create jobs.” – Hillary Clinton

vs.

“I will be the greatest jobs president God ever created.”- Donald Trump

Tony’s Score: Trump 9, Clinton 10


Round 10: Foreign Policy

“We can’t continue to allow China to rape our country”- Donald Trump

vs.

“I have to admit that a good deal of what my husband and I have learned about Islam has come from my daughter. As some of you who are our friends know, she took a course last year in Islamic history.”-Hillary Clinton

Tony’s Score: Trump 10, Clinton 10


Round 11: Own Wealth

“We came out of the White House not only dead-broke, but in debt. We had no money when we got there and we struggled to piece together the resources for mortgages, for houses, for Chelsea’s education. It was not easy.”- Hillary Clinton

vs.

“I made a lot of money and I made it too easily, to the point of boredom.” – Donald Trump

Tony’s Score: Trump 9, Clinton 10


Round 12: Each other

“Hillary is smart, tough and a very nice person, and so is her husband. Bill Clinton was a great President. They are fine people. Hillary was roughed up by the media, and it was a tough campaign for her, but she’s a great trooper. Her history is far from being over.” – Donald Trump

vs.

“What’s Trump’s (ISIS plan)? Well, he won’t say. He is literally keeping it a secret. The secret, of course, is he has no idea how to stop ISIS.” – Hillary Clinton

Tony’s Score: Trump 10, Clinton 9


Judge’s Score 

Trump: 114, Clinton: 115

The media might cover Donald Trump a little more on the stupid comments, but Hillary won this 12 rounds of stupid. To be clear, there really is no winner here. Both of these candidates are an embarrassment to their respective parties. Both will continue to surprise us with stupid remarks. Sadly, one of these candidates will lead the United States as a Commander in Chief.

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