You’re in a relationship, you’ve passed the honeymoon phase. You’ve probably even farted a few dozen times in front of her. You are getting into the “long term” thing… How much sex should you be having?
According to a study published in the journal Social Psychological and Personality Science who surveyed 30,000 people over the last 40 years the amount of sex a couple should have is…. drum roll please…. 1 time a week! Yes that’s all! That’s enough to have desire for each other and not enough to get bored of each other at the same time. Calm down guys, that’s the bare bones amount. You can up your numbers and still be completely happy and healthy. Just think of it this way, you’re going above and beyond and have an even healthier relationship than those who only hide the snake once a week. On the other hand, those of you who forgot what a vagina looks like, tell your lady that you’re not healthy with those numbers. Just listen to what Matthew McConaughey said. Tell her you need to have sex at least one time a week.
Let’s just say that you’re good with the bare boner minimum, you and your lady only need to jump each others bones 52 times a year… Okay the report doesn’t mention holidays or fancy occasions so why don’t we just give you the benefit of the doubt and raise that tally to a hard (pardon the pun) 62.
Sure, everyone has a different libido and most couples, especially those who haven’t seen 3 presidential terms together, will probably lay the pipe a little more often than those who were together when JFK was shot. So guys, if you’re finding that your girlfriend’s sex drive is lowering, show her this. And if you guys are getting it on like rabbits, close this tab now!