Ted Cruz Bids Farewell to the Race, Nobody Cares

After another disappointing voting night in Indiana, Texas Senator Ted Cruz has finally put the kibosh on his campaign. Was he doomed from the start? He certainly seems to be disliked among the suits on the hill. During his campaign there were a handful of minuscule mistakes, but they added up and are perhaps why he has tonight, suspended his campaign.

Let’s start with some of the big goofs. Like tonight, while hugging it out like the great Air Gold, he managed to elbow his wife in the head… not too presidential.


But there’s more. Like when he referred to the “basketball ring”… in Indiana… of all places. Probably would have gone unnoticed in a place like LA… but just chisel on the tombstone Mr. Cruz.


Let’s skip to former speaker of the house, John Boehner, who gave a speech at Stanford a week or so ago, calling Cruz “Lucifer in the flesh.” … wow.

Small and possibly unavoidable but nonetheless unfortunate to say the least, there was the booger. The booger that made its way to his mouth. While he was talking, on stage, during a debate… even your body was working against you!


Let’s not forget what Lindsey Graham said about the guy, “If you killed Ted Cruz on the floor of the Senate, and the trial was in the Senate, nobody would convict you.” That’s just uncalled for.

Let’s end with his family, his family! Just watching these videos below display the discomfort and awkwardness that must go on everyday around their home, their town, and anywhere else he goes… which was almost The White House… Yuck.


So let’s suspend this article. But before we do, let us give you some advice Ted. You’re supposed to be a very smart guy. You’re obviously passionate about conservative causes. Don’t run for president again. Stick to the senate. I’m not sure that you’re unqualified but the American people do not want to see your face that much.

Share this: