That Really Chaps My Ass – Social Philosophers

They say, “There is no such thing as a dumb question.” For the most part, this saying is true. There is no such thing as a dumb person? Totally different story. If you’re anything like me, then you have a great dislike for humanity. I suppose there are some rare good ones in the bunch, but for the most part stupidity is aplenty. I’d like to share my thoughts with you on some of these people. Consider this segment your verbal, worldwide “People of Walmart.” If you have button pushers of your own, please feel free to share them in the comments. Maybe those morons will be featured in future posts.

Social Philosophers

This one goes out to those boys and girls that just NEED to be recognized for their outstanding outlooks on life.


Oh, classic post from Social Media! Apparently the “unkown” provider of these insightful words has never heard of a heart attack! These are the quotes we see at least once a day from the people we associate ourselves with on social media. I refer to them as SOS’s (Signs of Survival) because usually they are from people that you haven’t seen in 3-5 years, and they just want you to know that they are making major changes to their lifestyle! Or it’s possible they just whored it up the other night so they have to find a nice biblical reference to deter their minds from reality. Either way I just wanted to remind them this little fact about these photos on social media, Instagram in particular. Instagram is a social media app that allows you to take pictures and add a CAPTION. You’re not a company trying to instill insightful words to the masses to gain revenue or traffic. You’re a person with about 15 friends and 300 people that actually know you. SO NEXT TIME YOU WANT TO TAKE A PICTURE OF A QUOTE, HOW ABOUT YOU TAKE A PICTURE OF AN ACTUAL OBJECT AND USE THE CAPTION SPACE! NOBODY CARES ABOUT HOW YOU USE MARIYLN MONROE’S QUOTES AND APPLY THEM TO YOUR LIFE!

These philosophers really chap my ass!



And while we are at it here are some of the more appropriate quotes that you may post on your social media pages. You’re welcome. I expect some thank yous from your friends as well.

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