That Really Chaps My Ass- Sidewalk Owners

They say, “There is no such thing as a dumb question.” For the most part, this saying is true. There is no such thing as a dumb person? Totally different story. If you’re anything like me, then you have a great dislike for humanity. I suppose there are some rare good ones in the bunch, but for the most part stupidity is aplenty. I’d like to share my thoughts with you on some of these people. Consider this segment your verbal, worldwide¬†“People of Walmart.” If you have button pushers of your own, please feel free to share them in the comments. Maybe those morons¬†will be featured in future posts.

Sidewalk Owners

This one goes out to those people that are just better than you, and they know it.


Oh the joys of walking somewhere… The fresh air, the sun keeping you warm, and that guy that doesn’t give a shit that you’re walking too. Every time you venture on the sidewalk there always seems to be that one person that is either on the phone, or talking to his/her friend. This person doesn’t care that you are walking in the opposite direction, or that you may have to walk on the grass/in the street. To this person there is only one mission in mind, and that is to walk in the direct middle of the sidewalk. Not only that, but it is also imperative that they do not acknowledge the situation, AT ALL. This would mean that you have won, so with that in mind, they completely ignore you. I always contemplate a quick confrontation, but I am usually hungrier than a fasting Ghandi (okay maybe not THAT hungry). Either way, these people have no respect and deserve to be bumped into with a fake “Oh, I’m so sorry. Didn’t see you there.” I’ll be sure to pay them rent next time I walk by them for using their sidewalk.

As if walking wasn’t chapping my ass enough already… Cheers to Friday! Enjoy the Weekend!

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