That Really Chaps My Ass- Talkative Terry

They say, “There is no such thing as a dumb question.” For the most part, this saying is true. There is no such thing as a dumb person? Totally different story. If you’re anything like me, then you have a great dislike for humanity. I suppose there are some rare good ones in the bunch, but for the most part stupidity is aplenty. I’d like to share my thoughts with you on some of these people. Consider this segment your verbal, worldwide¬†“People of Walmart.” If you have button pushers of your own, please feel free to share them in the comments. Maybe those morons¬†will be featured in future posts.

Talkative Terry

This one goes out to the person that just never shuts the hell up.


It’s another lovely Monday, and that means you are probably depressed that you have five full week days ahead of you. More than likely you are working at your desk, or in class today, trying to make the clock skip an hour or two. Unfortunately, nothing slows that clock down more than that one person that just can’t let a conversation die. We all have them in our office or classrooms, and if you think you’re safe because you can’t think of anyone that can’t shut their mouths… Guess what!? Your that person! For the love of god would you please stop talking about your life as if I cared even a little bit about it. My job is to pretend I’m doing things all day so that I can receive a paycheck, and not get fired. It’s not to sit there and listen to you blabber about your kids, or what you did this weekend. That literally has zero interest to me. So here’s an idea, the next time someone is checking their watch, looking away acting like they are doing something, or just nodding with a blank stare. Wrap the conversation up and get on with your day!

I hope you all can make it through this Monday without these people chapping your ass!

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