That Really Chaps My Ass – The Broken Bilingual

They say, “There is no such thing as a dumb question.” For the most part, this saying is true. There is no such thing as a dumb person? Totally different story. If you’re anything like me, then you have a great dislike for humanity. I suppose there are some rare good ones in the bunch, but for the most part stupidity is aplenty. I’d like to share my thoughts with you on some of these people. Consider this segment your verbal, worldwide “People of Walmart.” If you have button pushers of your own, please feel free to share them in the comments. Maybe those morons will be featured in future posts.

The Broken Bilingual

This one goes out to the (usually older) white folk.


There you have it, a pretty consistent situation. A person of ethnic background taking your order. I know this may come as somewhat of a surprise to some of you, but you’re in luck! They speak English! Very few things annoy me more than when a person is speaking a foreign language terribly, in order to get something they want, especially when I am the person waiting behind them!!!!! The¬†worker wasn’t hired because he or she speaks every other language other¬†than English!!! Even if this person did not speak English, do you think they would have the position that needs to communicate with those that do!? Here’s an idea if you want to practice your Spanish… GO BUY ROSETTA STONE!

Man these people really chap my ass!




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