That Really Chaps My Ass- The Impatient Driver

They say, “There is no such thing as a dumb question.” For the most part, this saying is true. There is no such thing as a dumb person? Totally different story. If you’re anything like me then you have a great dislike for humanity. I suppose there are some rare good ones in the bunch, but for the most part stupidity is aplenty. I’d like to share my thoughts with you on some of these people. Consider this segment your worldwide “People of Walmart.” If you have button pushers of your own, please feel free to share them in the comments. Maybe they will be featured in future posts.

The Impatient Driver

This one goes out to those that love to save ten seconds. (Maybe they’re Jewish)


5 PM on a lovely Monday (Sometimes Wednesdays are worse for some reason). Who wouldn’t want to get home as soon as possible? Oh, I know who doesn’t! Mr. Traffic! Always an asshole around this time of the day, and he just loves to make you in particular, pissed off. Add the common person into that mix, and you have a recipe for the ultimate ass chapping. I love it when my exit is up next and there is an on ramp to my right. I’m about to be home! How many cars could possibly get in my way of freedom??? A lot! Especially because the wise guys behind me. NO for your information it’s not a legal move to jet across to the on ramp lane,(crossing the shoulder), to save 10 SECONDS!!!!!!! I always consider getting over when I see them in my rear view mirror, and stopping. Just completely stopping in front of those idiots. Then again, I’m so close to freedom, so I’ll just bitch about you later.

Here’s to hoping we don’t run into these ass chappers on this wonderful Monday.





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