That Really Chaps My Ass- The Modern Day Call Back

They say, “There is no such thing as a dumb question.” For the most part, this saying is true. There is no such thing as a dumb person? Totally different story. If you’re anything like me, then you have a great dislike for humanity. I suppose there are some rare good ones in the bunch, but for the most part stupidity is aplenty. I’d like to share my thoughts with you on some of these people. Consider this segment your verbal, worldwide¬†“People of Walmart.” If you have button pushers of your own, please feel free to share them in the comments. Maybe those morons¬†will be featured in future posts.

The Modern Day Call Back

This one goes out to the people that forgot how to use their mouths.

Casual business call

Nobody knows why this guy is so happy to be using a flip phone, but we can all assume he is on the phone with someone. There is nothing more nostalgic than a phone call. I’m sure a lot of you don’t look at it that way, but just think about it for a second. Remember the times you would have to use a house phone and ask for the person you were calling for? “Hi Mrs. Johnson, is Sarah home?” Nowadays it’s much more simple. Almost everyone has a direct phone number for themselves, and yet it’s not that simple at all. If I call you, I more than likely need to talk to you about something important, or would like to causally shoot the shit for a bit. When you don’t answer I will assume you are busy and will call me back. NOT IN TODAY’S WORLD, THOUGH! No, in fact, if you don’t answer there is a 90% chance (science) that I will receive a text back almost immediately saying, “Hey, you called?” NO SHIT I CALLED! Literally just a minute ago! So how about maybe instead of making me type out a novel of what was important, taking us 20 minutes to have a text conversation, you answer the damn phone and we get this over in 1 minute!

Man these texters really chap my ass!

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