They say, “There is no such thing as a dumb question.” For the most part, this saying is true. There is no such thing as a dumb person? Totally different story. If you’re anything like me, then you have a great dislike for humanity. I suppose there are some rare good ones in the bunch, but for the most part stupidity is aplenty. I’d like to share my thoughts with you on some of these people. Consider this segment your verbal, worldwide “People of Walmart.” If you have button pushers of your own, please feel free to share them in the comments. Maybe those morons will be featured in future posts.
The Screen Talker
This one goes out to the people that turn their inner monologue into an outer one.
A nice night at the movies. Let’s indulge in something that can take us out of our current reality and entertain us from time to time. Unfortunately, weirdos think the same way. Listen sir/lady, the movie doesn’t change it’s plots or the characters decision because you’re yelling at them to do shit! I don’t care if this is your eighth time seeing this movie in the theatres. I’d much rather hear the paid actors say their lines than your dumb ass talking. I don’t like to spend $13.25 for every movie ticket in order for it to get ruined by these morons. The day movies release via streaming services, is a great day for all to rejoice.
These inconsiderate loud moths really chap my ass