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That Really Chaps My Ass- The Social Media Promoter

They say, “There is no such thing as a dumb question.” For the most part, this saying is true. There is no such thing as a dumb person? Totally different story. If you’re anything like me, then you have a great dislike for humanity. I suppose there are some rare good ones in the bunch, but for the most part stupidity is aplenty. I’d like to share my thoughts with you on some of these people. Consider this segment your verbal, worldwide “People of Walmart.” If you have button pushers of your own, please feel free to share them in the comments. Maybe those morons will be featured in future posts.

The Social Media Promoter

This one goes out to the idiots that think we want to go to the club they work at this weekend.

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Wooo! It’s Friday and that means tonight we can go out with some friends. Let’s try and stay away from Facebook, however. We all have those friends on social media that are either the guys with the creepy expressions that post the occasional funny thing, or girls with big tits, slutty outfits, and annoying voices. Yea they are great Facebook friends for the occasional picture or status, but my god seeing their posts on a Friday is one of the more annoying things on social media. First off, how many clubs do they work at!?!? I bet if you divide the number of people they’ve slept with by 6 (mainly for the girls) you would get the answer. Secondly, if I go on 3 different types of social media, and see the same promotions, they are hands down more annoying than the guys handing out stripper baseball cards in Vegas. Lastly, who the hell has the money to get bottle service every week!?!?! Face it promoters, you lost your way after your Senior year in High School. Let’s try to not remind everyone of this EVERY SINGLE WEEK!

Cheers to the weekend! Hopefully nothing chaps your ass on your two days of relaxation!

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