They say, “There is no such thing as a dumb question.” For the most part, this saying is true. There is no such thing as a dumb person? Totally different story. If you’re anything like me, then you have a great dislike for humanity. I suppose there are some rare good ones in the bunch, but for the most part stupidity is aplenty. I’d like to share my thoughts with you on some of these people. Consider this segment your verbal, worldwide “People of Walmart.” If you have button pushers of your own, please feel free to share them in the comments. Maybe those morons will be featured in future posts.
The Weather Confused Gym Rats
This one goes out to those guys that think it ties the outfit together.
Oh yea, that’s what I’m talking about!… Right, ladies?
Wrong! Its like girls wearing short jean shorts with Ugg Boots… WTF! Are you cold!? What was going through your head!? Here’s an idea if you’re cold… Put a jacket on! “Oh, but it keeps the sweat out of my face and eyes.” Oh you mean like a SWEAT BAND!!!!!??? Plus, it doesn’t keep the sweat off your face if it’s about to fall off the back of your head! People should use the gym as a means to get in shape. Not to look good in an attempt to woo the opposite sex. Do yourself a favor, and instead of taking every break in front of the mirrors go actually use some equipment!
These people really chap my ass!